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Jesse Nikette

Yonkers 04

Yonkers 04 by JesseNikette
Yonkers 04, a photo by JesseNikette on Flickr.

at Thursday, March 24, 2011
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  • Jesse Nikette (15)
Jesse has always been interested in technology; in 1997 he hacked into the Pentagon's mainframe computer database from a Czechoslovakian internet cafe, downloading classified and experimental military project schematics for the years 1946 through 1989. Using a crude yet effective combination of 1950's alien technology and ancient Zimbabwean voodoo witchcraft allowed him to modify his guitar, emitting psionic pulses that induce erotic pleasure and/or photo-epileptic seizures in adult humans (depending on the individuals' color clothing). Standard lenses for his video projectors have been replaced with ultra precise carbonized-glass lenses created from the super-heated ashes of his slain enemies. He has also formulated and patented the only known artificial flavor for cantaloupe in existence.

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He does some other things too.

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jesse@nikette.com

 

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